Thanksgiving Jokes!

Thanks to our turkey friends over at www.artuji.com for digging up this great turkey jokes!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

@TheDailyPardon is saving Thanksgiving turkeys!

Would you pardon a thanksgiving turkey like @LordSteele did??

The Freebirds Movie crew tweets a turkey to be pardoned every day!

They tweet to a "president" of some kind, like @MattyBraps, @brookeburke and plenty of others.

That's some turkey respect!!

Check them out over on twitter: Twitter/@thedailypardon

or on their website: freebirdsmovie.com/thedailypardon

@RyanSeacrest Respects The Turkey!

Wow! Glad to know an A-lister is on board with our cause!

Ryan Seacrest (Twitter/@RyanSeacrest) tweeted this yesterday:

I feel like thanksgiving dinner is getting the shaft with how early stores are opening this year #savethanksgiving

Awesome! Respect the turkey! No Christmas before Thanskgiving!

Hurry up and buy!

Just a few of the magazines that overflowed our mailbox today!

Hurry and place your order, only 45 days for us to ship it to you!!

77 percent of Americans don't want Christmas before Thanskgiving

SOASTA Inc. just took a survey of over 2,000 adults across America, and the results are in.

Americans to Stores AGAIN: Don’t Decorate for Christmas Before Thanksgiving

From the site:

"81% of American adults think stores should not play Christmas music before Thanksgiving"

"77% of American adults think stores shouldn't put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving"

WOW.

They even did the same study last year with similar results!

America to Stores: Don’t Decorate for Christmas until After Thanksgiving

"78% of us don’t want stores to play Christmas music before Thanksgiving"

"75% think stores shouldn’t put up Christmas decorations until after Thanksgiving"

Turkey Sauna

Go on turkey, check out this cool "SAUNA"!



Cartoon text:
ALRIGHT!
Who's the wise guy that told me this was the sauna?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

From over at: myspacegraphicsandanimations.com

Where's that Turkey?

I know the wife bought a turkey. But where on earth did she put the bird?


Funny Thanksgiving comic from over at: www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/thanksgiving_turkey.htm